Intan, My beloved jamban

Intan Safitri

Fisik: Cantik, Putih, Sipit

Cewek yang kadar kegilaannya setara dengan gue ini, gue temuin didalam jamban dengan keadaan ‘tidak-layak-pakai’ (Canda tan,canda). Gue pertama ketemu Intan, dikelas EF. Pertemuan pertama kami, gue udah ngerasa kalo persahabatan kami itu bagaikan jamban dan isi-isinya. Dua cewek berotak jamban yang telah disatukan :3 *unyu moment.

Kenapa gue selalu ngomongin jamban disaat gue memperkenalkan Intan? (Serah gue kek elah-_-). Kenapa? Karna kalo gue liat mukanya Intan itu…

Perut gue tiba-tiba mules. Gue galau sambil megangin perut. Rasa-rasa itu muncul, rasa-rasa ingin mengeluarkan ‘sesuatu’ dari ‘sana’. Gue lari ke toilet (masih dengan keadaan megangin perut). Dan saat gue buka pintu toilet… Taraaa! Munculah sesosok jamban yang bersedia dicemplungin *tuutt*. (to be continue)

Yah itu sedikit kisah gue tentang jamban.

Back to Intan!. Mukanya Intan ga bener-bener mirip jamban. Makanya gue merasa aneh, kenapa hanya perut gue yang mules?. Sungguh amat teramat sangat kecewa kalo Intan itu C-A-N-T-I-K. Bukannya gue ga suka kalo wajahnya Intan cakep. Tapi persahabatan kami jadi ga cocok kalo Intan cantik, dan gue……… fine.

Kami punya hobi yang beda, namun masih satu objek. Gue suka gigitin jamban, kalo Intan ngemutin jamban.

Nevermind.

Gue bahkan yakin makhluk-makhluk yang berjenis cowok jomlo langsung melongo liat cewek berotak jamban yang satu ini. 

Cantik banget kan?

Back to the story! Sekarang, gue udah gapernah ketemu Intan lagi karna dia pindah kelas. Dan gue masih dikelas yang dulu. Intan jarang banget mampir ke kelas EF. Mungkin karna dia gadibolehin atau emang gabisa. Tapi gue sama Intan masih sering sms-an, atau mention-to-mention di twitter. Kami juga sering janjian ketemu dijamban.

Sebenernya sms-an gue sama Intan ga penting-penting amat. Kadang Intan sms duluan: “Ca, masa si Hans ngebet kawin ama gua.” atau “Ca gue tadi second date sama Hans”. Yah rata-rata dia emang curhat tentang cowoknya ke gue.

Intinya. Love you intan, my beloved jamban :*

Boy&Girl

Boy: Hey, hun!

Girl: Hey.

Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren't you there?

Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.

Boy: Oh really? Why?

Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that's all.

Boy: Oh.

Girl: So what did you guys do in Math today?

Boy: You didn't miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.

Girl: Okay, good.

Boy: Yeah.

Girl: Hey, I have a question to ask.

Boy: Okay, ask away.

Girl: How much do you love me?

Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.

Girl: Yeah.

Boy: Why did you ask?

Girl: *silence*

Boy: Is something wrong?

Girl: No. Nothing at all. Um. How much do you care about me?

Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.

Girl: You would?

Boy: Yeah of course I would. *sounding worried* Is there something wrong?

Girl: No, everything's fine.

Boy: Are you sure?

Girl: Yeah.

Boy: Okay. I hope so.

Girl: Would you die for me?

Boy: I would take a bullet for you any day, hun.

Girl: Really?

Boy: Any day. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?

Girl: No, I'm fine. You're fine. We're fine. Everyone and everything is fine.

Boy: Okay.

Girl: Well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.

Boy: Alright, bye. I love you!

Girl: Yeah. I love you too. Bye.

THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL

Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?

Friend: No.

Boy: Oh.

Friend: She wasn't here yesterday, either.

Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.

Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.

Boy: Yeah, but not her.

Friend: I don't know what else to say, man.

Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to English. I'll see ya after school.

Friend: Yeah I gotta get to Science. Later.

THAT NIGHT

Girl: Hello?

Boy: Hey.

Girl: Oh, hey.

Boy: Why weren't you at school today?

Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.

Boy: Are you sick?

Girl: Um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.

Boy: I’ll wait.

Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.

Boy: Alright. I love you.

-very long pause-

Girl: *with a tears in her eyes* Look, I think we should break up.

Boy: What?!

Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.

Boy: Why?

Girl: I love you.

THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE

Boy: Hey dude.

Friend: Hey.

Boy: What’s up?

Friend: Nothing. Hey, have you talked to your ex lately?

Boy: No.

Friend: So you didn’t hear?

Boy: Hear what?

Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…

Boy: Dude, just tell me!

Friend: Uh. Call this number, 433-555-3468.

Boy: Okay, thanks!

BOY CALLS THE NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL

Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Victoria.

Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.

Voice: What is their name, sir?

*boy gives info*

Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.

Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?

Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.

Boy: WHAT HAPPENED?!

Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.

Boy: WAIT! NO!

THE BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM 646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. THE GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.

Boy: Oh my God, are you okay?

Girl: *silence*

Boy: Dear, talk to me!

Girl: I..

Boy: You what?

Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.

Boy: *breaks into tears*

Girl: They're taking me off tonight.

Boy: Why?

Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .

Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?

Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.

Boy: You could never hurt me.

Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.

Boy: Huh?

Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.

Boy: *crying*

Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be there with you.

Boy: Then why did you break up with me?

Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.

The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.

NEXT DAY

The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.

THE NOTE SAID:

“I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”

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LapanTujuh87 #Part1

Saat ini gue duduk di kelas lapan. RALAT: Saat ini gue duduk dikursi.

Saat pembagian kelas, gue dilempar ke kelas 87. Pas gue liat daftar anak-anak yang juga sekelas sama gue, gue ga kaget, ga seneng, ga sedih, ga ngapa-ngapain, ekspresi gue datar banget waktu itu. Persis kayak mukanya kamil yang lagi bengong.Gue bingung harus apa karna gue 'alhamdullilah yah' kenal sama semua temen sekelas gue.

 

Tapi yang bikin gue kaget gue sekelas sama Angga! Whats? Sekelas sama pacar sendiri?. Bagi sebagian orang mungkin asik ya satu kelas bareng pacar. Bisa makan bekal bareng, belajar bareng, main bareng, madol bareng *eh (jangan dicontoh). Tapi buat gue... Gue bukannya nganggep Angga itu ga asik. Tapi kalo gue sekelas sama dia otomatis dia bisa tau kegiatan-kegiatan gue. Gue lagi inilah-itulah. Masalahnya? dia bisa tau aib-aib gue weh. Gue ga betah pake sepatu(dibaca; nyeker), gue suka ngomong gajelas, ketawa gue yang lebih mirip kayak suara tikus kejepit, gue suka nyanyi-nyanyi gajelas, gue suka ngemutin pulpen, gue suka ngupil dengan lima jari, dia bakalan tau woi gimana kebiasaan buruk gue nantinya.

Whatever.

Setelah tau pembagian kelas dan daftar nama anak sekelas. Gue langsung kabarin Nanda buat duduk bareng, dan kami janjian buat dateng ke sekolah lebih pagi buat nyari tempat strategis. Pas besokannya gue sama Nanda gaada yang dateng pagi. Alhasil kami duduk di barisan paling depan, dan paling pojok. Sungguh amat sangat tidak strategis untuk mencontek. 

Nevermind.

Eits, itu dulu. Sekarang, tidak.

Gue bahkan udah merasa LapanTujuh itu keluarga gue sendiri :') 

Anak-anak sekelas yang rada-rada, sarap, dan gila ini cocok banget sama gue, yang juga.... menjauhi kata 'normal'.

Masih banyak yang bakalan gue ceritain tentang kelas gue yang tersayang ini. Lain kali pasti gue nge-post tentang 87 lagi ko. Tunggu kisah berikutnya ya!

87 :-)

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Gue sebenernya ga terlalu tertarik buat blog. Tapi setelah gue pikir-pikir bagus juga buat nge-post cerita cerita tentang kehidupan gue. Gue bisa jadiin blog gue ini sebagai 'My Online Diary' atau curhatan gue di dunia maya.

Kenapa sih lo ga curhat ke temen dekat lo aja?


Gue juga curhat sama temen-temen deket gue ko. Tapi ga semua curhatan-curhatan gue bisa langsung didenger sama mereka. Gue itu lebih sering ngumpetin masalah-masalah yang gue alamin. Kenapa? Karna gue takut kalo masalah gue malah jadi masalah mereka, gue gamau mereka mikirin masalah yang sebenernya gausah mereka selesaiin.

Kenapa sih lo ga curhat ke orangtua lo aja?

Mungkin ada beberapa orangtua yang bisa jadi tempat curhat bagi anak-anaknya. Tapi kayaknya orangtua gue bukan tipe yang kayak gitu deh.


Kenapa sih lo ga numpahin curhatan lo ke buku diary?

Waktu dulu gue sempet punya buku diary. Lumayan banyak malah. Karna temen gue sering milih buku diary buat dikadoin ke gue. Tapi, buku diary-nya ga bertahan lama. Paling lama gue isi seminggu terus besokannya gue udah ga-mood

Jadi intinya,...



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